Taphouse Boss caught out in Daiquiri Scandal!

Steve Jeffares, the CEO and owner of The Local Taphouse was caught out last month with not a beer, but a Strawberry Daiquiri in hand. Sources say they saw the beverage mogul drinking with associates at Opera Bar, a Sydney bar notoriously known for it's poncy cocktails and pantywaisted individuals, when to their utter shock they noticed he was sipping from a straw in what witnesses called a 'saphic' fashion.

Mr Jeffares has been infamously known to never stray from the barley tipple and this is proof that once you stray from Melbourne, you step out of your chinos and into a rainbow skirt.

Guy Greenstone, his business partner, was unavailable for comment but an insider source known only as "Elroy" stated that he too was enjoying a non-wheaty brew and indulging in a Margarita, but this cannot be denied or confirmed.

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